07-Dec-2017 16:40:35 | The Guardian
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Considering he seems incapable of opening his mouth in public without inserting at least one of his size nines, The Fiver can’t help but feel that Greg Clarke does not seem quite the ideal candidate to travel the globe, glad-handing fellow football blazers before a potential 2030 World Cup bid by England. In the past couple of months, the FA chairman has portrayed himself as a boorish buffoon in front of a government select committee, described institutional racism as “fluff”, belittled a victim of the football sex abuse scandal and admitted the organisation he heads is out of touch and has lost the trust of the public. Who better, then, to send on what The Fiver is predicting will be quite the international harm offensive?