The Fiver | A name scribbled into the now customary Chelsea statement

The Fiver | A name scribbled into the now customary Chelsea statement

11-Feb-2019 16:07:25 | The Guardian

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So fond of a cigarette he gets through three or four lighters a day, The Fiver shudders to imagine how many coffin-nails Maurizio Sarri sucked down to the butt as he subjected himself to the torment of re-watching that Chelsea horror show against Manchester City. Between the smoke billowing out of various facial apertures, the piping hot steam hissing out of his lug-holes and dense cloud of ash swirling around his head, old Maurizio will have resembled the 2010 eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull and his mood will have been similarly volcanic.

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