The Fiver | A name scribbled into the now customary Chelsea statement
11-Feb-2019 16:07:25 | The Guardian
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So fond of a cigarette he gets through three or four lighters a day, The Fiver shudders to imagine how many coffin-nails Maurizio Sarri sucked down to the butt as he subjected himself to the torment of re-watching that Chelsea horror show against Manchester City. Between the smoke billowing out of various facial apertures, the piping hot steam hissing out of his lug-holes and dense cloud of ash swirling around his head, old Maurizio will have resembled the 2010 eruptions of Eyjafjallajökull and his mood will have been similarly volcanic. Continue reading...Read More